DEEP CUT — Where Did All The Time Go?!

Today’s deep cut is about the one thing we can’t buy more of… time. Turns out we spend a LOT of it doing stuff we don’t even remember.

Jess Lobdill

2/19/20263 min read

selective focus photo of brown and blue hourglass on stones
selective focus photo of brown and blue hourglass on stones

DEEP CUT — “Where Did All The Time Go?!”

“Today’s deep cut is about the one thing we can’t buy more of… time. Turns out we spend a LOT of it doing stuff we don’t even remember.”

1️⃣ Question:

How many total hours does the average person live?

2️⃣ Question:

What was the average human lifespan worldwide in 2024?

3️⃣ Question:

How many YEARS of our life do we spend sleeping?

4️⃣ Question:

If you brush your teeth 4 minutes a day, how much of your life is spent brushing?

5️⃣ Question:

With a 10-mile commute each way, how long do you spend driving in your lifetime?

6️⃣ Question:

How long does someone working 40 hours a week spend working in their lifetime?

7️⃣ Question:

How much time do we spend doing laundry over a lifetime?

8️⃣ Question:

How many years do we spend on our phones or social media?

9️⃣ Question:

How much of our lifetime is spent cooking and eating?

🔟 Question:

How much time does the average person spend on actual vacations in their lifetime?

1️⃣1️⃣ Question:

How long do we spend bathing or showering over a lifetime?

1️⃣2️⃣ Question:

How much of life is spent going to the bathroom?

1️⃣3️⃣ Question:

How many years of our lives do we spend watching TV?

🧮

So What’s Left?

Let’s subtract all that from your 700,000 hour life…

Activity

Hours Spent

Sleeping / in bed

289,080

Working

113,880

Driving

15,330

Brushing teeth

1,440

Laundry

8,760

Phone/social media

56,940

Cooking & eating

52,560

Vacation

13,140

Bathing

13,140

Bathroom time

13,140

Watching TV

70,080

Total used: ≈ 647,500 hours

Out of 700,000 hours…

👉 You have about

52,500 hours left

That’s only…

⏳ About 6 years of actual free, unscheduled life

Six years for:

hobbies

friends

family

laughing

building cool stuff

doing things that actually make memories

🎙 Wrap-Up Line

“So if life gives you about six real years of free time… maybe don’t spend all of it arguing with plywood.”

ANSWERS:

1️⃣ Question:

How many total hours does the average person live?

Answer:

About 700,000 hours in an 80-year life.

That equals:

🕒 42,000,000 minutes

⏱ 2,520,000,000 seconds

Two and a half billion seconds… and somehow we still say “I don’t have time.”

2️⃣ Question:

What was the average human lifespan worldwide in 2024?

Answer:

About 73 years globally.

Modern medicine doubled human lifespan compared to a few centuries ago.

3️⃣ Question:

How many YEARS of our life do we spend sleeping?

Answer:

Around 26 years asleep

Plus 7 more years trying to fall asleep or laying there doom-thinking.

Total in bed: ~33 years

4️⃣ Question:

If you brush your teeth 4 minutes a day, how much of your life is spent brushing?

Answer:

About 60 days total

Two straight months of minty freshness.

5️⃣ Question:

With a 10-mile commute each way, how long do you spend driving in your lifetime?

Answer:

Roughly 1.5–2 years of your life behind the wheel 🚗

6️⃣ Question:

How long does someone working 40 hours a week spend working in their lifetime?

Answer:

About 13 years

And that’s assuming you actually stop at 40 hours… which none of us do 😅

7️⃣ Question:

How much time do we spend doing laundry over a lifetime?

Answer:

About 1 full year

Twelve months of socks disappearing into another dimension.

8️⃣ Question:

How many years do we spend on our phones or social media?

Answer:

Roughly 6–7 years

More than we spend on vacation… by a LOT.

9️⃣ Question:

How much of our lifetime is spent cooking and eating?

Answer:

Around 6 years

That’s elementary school… but for snacks.

🔟 Question:

How much time does the average person spend on actual vacations in their lifetime?

Answer:

Only 1–2 years total

So yes… we work way more than we wander.

1️⃣1️⃣ Question:

How long do we spend bathing or showering over a lifetime?

Answer:

About 1.5 years

That’s a year and a half of being pruney.

1️⃣2️⃣ Question:

How much of life is spent going to the bathroom?

Answer:

Also around 1.5 years 🚽

Life really is just naps and bathroom breaks.

1️⃣3️⃣ Question:

How many years of our lives do we spend watching TV?

Answer:

Around 8 years

That’s a full childhood… but for sitcoms.